May 2011
2 posts
Can you crack the vault and solve #TheHeist for iPhone? http://macheist.com/theheist
Holy cow, instant purchase. http://t.co/tXT7lyn (via @gruber)
February 2011
3 posts
Punahou Carnival! @ Punahou Carnival http://instagr.am/p/Ba8nH/
My daughter repeatedly confuses “paper mache” with “martial arts”. “Today I am going to work on my martial arts craft project.”
It turns out that one week old Krispy Kreme donuts from the fridge are still yummy. Also, Heineken.
January 2011
5 posts
Always leave the door open for bribes.
“@jasonsantamaria: That Obama guy totally nailed his annual job review. I say we give him a promotion and a cost of living pay raise.”
Wait, i blanked out for a second, is he saying he’s going to defeat ME???
A lesser man would fear—nay, cower at his Taco Bell meal totaling $6.66. Not me, my friends. Not me.
A lesser man would fear—nay, cower at his Taco Bell meal totaling $6.66. Not me, my friends. Not me.
December 2010
3 posts
I just got a $5 credit for movies and TV shows @amazonvideo. Click http://amzn.to/hh8gTP to get yours. #get5
RT @serafinowicz: #wikileaks Julian Assange reveals identities of worldwide Secret Santas
I can’t say enough good things about all this rain.
November 2010
4 posts
Well, I no longer trust my pockets.
I love Dropbox because It just works. I just keeps things together. Better than anything else. Ever. http://db.tt/LM0DVAl
In the deep background of @greatdismal’s Pattern Recognition audiobook, a clock is ticking. #notametaphorbutitissortof
Sayaka wins 8Q!!
October 2010
2 posts
Hey @TeamCoco! I just voted for @LadyGaga to be #ConansFirstGuest on TBS November 8th! Vote @ http://bit.ly/9osqCh
RT @clint: Minecraft dude (@notch) is making $350,000 ~per day~ now — http://www.mcvuk.com/news/41097/Minecraft-creator-earning-350k-a-day
September 2010
13 posts
I never thought I’d live to see the day when a girl could become Student Council President. God Bless America!
Retweet this 2 win! Must be a follower! Signed 8x10 of Wray & #SGU poster! Watch #SGU 9/28 on @Syfy 9pm 2 win bigger #Prize! (via @MingNa)
So I have spend umpteen days building something that is basically impossible to install on the server involved. That’s just charming.
Not to put too fine a point on it, but it’s crazy people day at McDonalds.
“Sometimes rudeness is the only response that makes sense.”
Jah-waiian Lady Gaga, not so much.
OH - “I finally figured it out, you have to be a jerk to have money.”
Happy Birthday, Sayaka!
Long story, short: Everything is exactly the same today. http://bit.ly/9PGMgw
I….do not…..understand. http://www.flohclub.com/
Welcome to the FUUUUUUTTTTUURRRREEEEE!!! http://vivitar35mm.com/
Inbox: 0 - To Do List: ∞
The Stig revealed. Boo.
August 2010
5 posts
RT @petermurphyinfo: I wil be working with Mick Karn on our second Dali’s Car Albumin september. It a pleasure to announce
Keep Bustin.
WTH Time magazine? http://yfrog.com/6bwp3pj
RT @Oatmeal: Why working at home is both awesome and horrible http://bit.ly/9JUJRW
Zero History comes out on my daughter’s birthday—hooray! Thanks @greatdismal!!
July 2010
7 posts
OH: but even if she did it with…say ME….even then it’d be more tiger woods than albino
OMFG Just told my daughter, “When you are my age, it will be 2040.”
I’m a bit concerned about states ability to make an Old Fashioned.
I just gave my daughter my debit card to by ice cream at McDonalds. #firstworldfathering
I had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, a hard boiled egg, and a beer for dinner. Am I broken?
I wish there was a way to file a report when Illustrator doesn’t crash on quit.
I love that the Irish cop in the paddy wagon can understand what Tom and Jerry are saying.
June 2010
10 posts
My daughter just invented gamelan.
The iPhone 4 with Gyro keeps dropping little pieces of lamb and yogurt on me.
I can understand secretly thinking you might be hit by a meteor, but telling same to the Barnes and Noble Nook barker is just crazy.
I can understand secretly thinking you might be hit by a meteor, but telling same to the Barnes and Noble Nook barker is just crazy.
RT @GreatDismal: RT @cottonduck: Charming little animation about mysterious little creatures in the Beijing subway: http://bit.ly/b2MHS4
"Oh Sookie", by Snoop Dog →
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So much awesomeness.