Can you crack the vault and solve #TheHeist for iPhone? http://macheist.com/theheist
Okie Dokie
Holy cow, instant purchase. http://t.co/tXT7lyn (via @gruber)
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My daughter repeatedly confuses “paper mache” with “martial arts”. “Today I am going to work on my martial arts craft project.”
It turns out that one week old Krispy Kreme donuts from the fridge are still yummy. Also, Heineken.
Always leave the door open for bribes.
“@jasonsantamaria: That Obama guy totally nailed his annual job review. I say we give him a promotion and a cost of living pay raise.”
Wait, i blanked out for a second, is he saying he’s going to defeat ME???
A lesser man would fear—nay, cower at his Taco Bell meal totaling $6.66. Not me, my friends. Not me.
A lesser man would fear—nay, cower at his Taco Bell meal totaling $6.66. Not me, my friends. Not me.
